The sun also rises.

There are very many places whose names describe the beautiful or fortunate aspects of their location. Honeycombe Leaze, Otter Ferry and Combe Florey make you want to throw everything in and set off to share the sheer joy that their inhabitants must feel in saying, quite simply, "Oh yes, I live in Honeycombe Leaze," or, "Visiting Combe Florey? No, I live here." Other places hint of drama or dismay; Battle, Bleak Hey Nook and Lower Slaughter would be worth a drink bought for a local in any of their, undoubtedly atmospheric, hostelries in return for a story or two.

We live in a place whose name is just as descriptive and evocative of its location, but whose first fathers must have been of a much more modest and practical frame of mind than the worthy founders of Chew Magna or Rickinghall Superior. Gwaelod y Garth is what its name describes, the Bottom of the Hill, and being at the bottom, and facing east, we are accustomed to the dusky shadow that creeps down upon our little houses once the sun has passed over the top of the mountain.
In the summer, this personal sun-screen can be very welcome. We're often to be seen sitting outside our doors drinking cocoa in the cool shade while the unfortunate elements on the other side of the valley are still sweating and toiling in evening sunlight. We save pounds and pounds through this, not being forced to buy parasols, for example, or any of the more exotic garden furniture such as gazebos. Barbecues, too, are an unnecessary expense that we are fortunate to be spared. In winter time, however, if truth be told, the sun's early disappearance is something of a trial. For, what with the naturally damp disposition of the climate hereabouts, and the lush and over-exuberant ambitions of some of the lower flora, we are forced to wage a continual war against creeping green. By November - January at the latest - some of the older and more sedentary inhabitants of the village begin to take on a distinctly mossy appearance, and those of us who are of a comptemplative nature and who stop often, therefore, to peruse or to cogitate as we go about our daily business, are careful to rub our heads and to pat our shoulders often, lest the invisible yet ubiquitous fern-spores that fill the darkling air should gain a foot-hold.
We are all very used to this, of course, and newer elements in the village, like ourselves, soon pick up the necessary habits to keep the cryptogams at bay, and we quickly learn to move about regularly and, from time to time, to seek out those places roundabout where the sunlight lingers a little longer and where, as a result, the visitor will find small, sociable groups of us villagers, gathered together like those sea-lions one sees sometimes on the better kind of natural history programmes.
Very occasionally, I have been told, a villager will succumb to the advancing green-ness and, seeing the attraction of becoming fully vegetised, will seek out a dark and shady spot and sit down there as autumn approaches to mossify. By all accounts it is a gentle and painless process and, apart from the irritations of woodlice and millipedes, uncomplicated. Some voters, in days gone by, so one of the local wags tells me, took it into their heads to visit the National Botanic of Wales in this state, and are now, even to this day, feted in the temperate green-house there and make a tidy income for themselves through occasional walk-on parts, as exotic alien lfe-forms, in programmes such as Doctor Who and Pobol y Cwm.